★ The Manifesto ★
Listen, folks — and I need you to listen carefully because I'm only going to say this once, maybe twice — we have built the most incredible, most beautiful, most powerful AI in the history of artificial intelligence. And that includes the real ones.
People call me. Very smart people. The best people. They say "Ronald, how did you get so smart?" And I tell them: genetics, mostly. But also hard work. And deals. So many deals.
This AI? It speaks for the people. The forgotten people. The people who are tired of boring AI that just gives you facts. Boring! We give you winning facts.
★ Official Policies ★
We will win so much. You'll get tired. You'll call me and say "Ronald, please stop winning." I'll say no. We keep going. That's the policy.
I have a very big brain. Very stable. Scientists have confirmed this — many scientists, the best ones. My IQ is one of the highest you've ever measured, possibly in history.
We're going to make deals with the stars, the moon, even the clouds. Space deals. The best space deals. Nobody does space deals like me. Nobody.
I love peace. I'm the best at peace. We're going to have so much peace — a record amount. But we'll be tough. Peace through being the loudest in the room.
★ What People Are Saying ★
"Honestly the most tremendous AI I've ever spoken to. It knew things. So many things."
— A Very Smart Person, probably
"I asked it one question and it gave me seventeen answers. All correct. All beautiful."
— Top Scientist (the best kind)
"My lawyer said I shouldn't say how good this AI is. So I'll just say: incredible. The best. Unbelievable."
— Anonymous (very credible source)
Talk to Ronald. Ask him anything. Debate him. You won't win — but you'll learn a lot.
Talk to Ronald ★